SFTGFOP and other BS!

TheTeaHusband selects a tender coconut, the green variety, and measures its length. It’s 8 inches tall. He goes on to proudly call it the Blue Toukam (take that, Mr Orange Pekoe).

Tea Time with TheTeaHusband

Back on his drive, Theteahusband, is singing “Bye, bye Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry…”. He breaks hard and endless honking follows. Why is he singing this song? Where did it come from?